Harmonious Descent

witch-breed: this is it I have found it the best panel of...

Fri, 24 May 2013 10:15:01 -0600

this is it

I have found it

the best panel of Homestuck

emicago: wheeze ok this is the comic i made over the weekend...

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:48:04 -0600

wheeze ok this is the comic i made over the weekend to submit to my school’s literary journal…i poured my whole heart into it„ and im actually pretty happy with how it came out so„ i wanted to share it with y’all„, ok bye rolls away

Train - Drops of Jupiter But tell me, did you fall for a...

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:41:17 -0600

Train - Drops of Jupiter

But tell me, did you fall for a shooting star?
One without a permanent scar?
And did you miss me while you were looking for yourself out there?

IMPORTANT

Thu, 23 May 2013 06:23:12 -0600

theuppitynegras:

thecommandertoast:

ofmagicandice:

So I just gained a follower a few moments ago with the name maartin4life

LISTEN TO ME

WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU DO

DON’T

OPEN

THEIR FUCKING PAGE

I JUST OPENED IT AND MY AVAST ANTIVIRUS TOLD ME THAT THERE WAS A FUCKING TROJAN HORSE

verified. it contains a malware bug encrypted inside the javascript.

SIGNAL BOOST

thedeaddreamer: For those wanting Script samples for the...

Thu, 23 May 2013 03:20:04 -0600

thedeaddreamer:

For those wanting Script samples for the Homestuck Anime project.

skylargold: da-sy: redvinesgiraffe: You were on your way...

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:30:58 -0600

skylargold:

da-sy:

redvinesgiraffe:

You were on your way home when you died.

It was a car accident. Nothing particularly remarkable, but fatal nonetheless. You left behind a wife and two children. It was a painless death. The EMTs tried their best to save you, but to no avail. Your body was so utterly shattered you were better off, trust me.

And that’s when you met me.

“What… what happened?” You asked. “Where am I?”

“You died,” I said, matter-of-factly. No point in mincing words.

“There was a… a truck and it was skidding…”

“Yup,” I said.

“I… I died?”

“Yup. But don’t feel bad about it. Everyone dies,” I said.

You looked around. There was nothingness. Just you and me. “What is this place?” You asked. “Is this the afterlife?”

“More or less,” I said.

“Are you god?” You asked.

“Yup,” I replied. “I’m God.”

“My kids… my wife,” you said.

“What about them?”

“Will they be all right?”

“That’s what I like to see,” I said. “You just died and your main concern is for your family. That’s good stuff right there.”

You looked at me with fascination. To you, I didn’t look like God. I just looked like some man. Or possibly a woman. Some vague authority figure, maybe. More of a grammar school teacher than the almighty.

“Don’t worry,” I said. “They’ll be fine. Your kids will remember you as perfect in every way. They didn’t have time to grow contempt for you. Your wife will cry on the outside, but will be secretly relieved. To be fair, your marriage was falling apart. If it’s any consolation, she’ll feel very guilty for feeling relieved.”

“Oh,” you said. “So what happens now? Do I go to heaven or hell or something?”

“Neither,” I said. “You’ll be reincarnated.”

“Ah,” you said. “So the Hindus were right,”

“All religions are right in their own way,” I said. “Walk with me.”

You followed along as we strode through the void. “Where are we going?”

“Nowhere in particular,” I said. “It’s just nice to walk while we talk.”

“So what’s the point, then?” You asked. “When I get reborn, I’ll just be a blank slate, right? A baby. So all my experiences and everything I did in this life won’t matter.”

“Not so!” I said. “You have within you all the knowledge and experiences of all your past lives. You just don’t remember them right now.”

I stopped walking and took you by the shoulders. “Your soul is more magnificent, beautiful, and gigantic than you can possibly imagine. A human mind can only contain a tiny fraction of what you are. It’s like sticking your finger in a glass of water to see if it’s hot or cold. You put a tiny part of yourself into the vessel, and when you bring it back out, you’ve gained all the experiences it had.

“You’ve been in a human for the last 48 years, so you haven’t stretched out yet and felt the rest of your immense consciousness. If we hung out here for long enough, you’d start remembering everything. But there’s no point to doing that between each life.”

“How many times have I been reincarnated, then?”

“Oh lots. Lots and lots. An in to lots of different lives.” I said. “This time around, you’ll be a Chinese peasant girl in 540 AD.”

“Wait, what?” You stammered. “You’re sending me back in time?”

“Well, I guess technically. Time, as you know it, only exists in your universe. Things are different where I come from.”

“Where you come from?” You said.

“Oh sure,” I explained “I come from somewhere. Somewhere else. And there are others like me. I know you’ll want to know what it’s like there, but honestly you wouldn’t understand.”

“Oh,” you said, a little let down. “But wait. If I get reincarnated to other places in time, I could have interacted with myself at some point.”

“Sure. Happens all the time. And with both lives only aware of their own lifespan you don’t even know it’s happening.”

“So what’s the point of it all?”

“Seriously?” I asked. “Seriously? You’re asking me for the meaning of life? Isn’t that a little stereotypical?”

“Well it’s a reasonable question,” you persisted.

I looked you in the eye. “The meaning of life, the reason I made this whole universe, is for you to mature.”

“You mean mankind? You want us to mature?”

“No, just you. I made this whole universe for you. With each new life you grow and mature and become a larger and greater intellect.”

“Just me? What about everyone else?”

“There is no one else,” I said. “In this universe, there’s just you and me.”

You stared blankly at me. “But all the people on earth…”

“All you. Different incarnations of you.”

“Wait. I’m everyone!?”

“Now you’re getting it,” I said, with a congratulatory slap on the back.

“I’m every human being who ever lived?”

“Or who will ever live, yes.”

“I’m Abraham Lincoln?”

“And you’re John Wilkes Booth, too,” I added.

“I’m Hitler?” You said, appalled.

“And you’re the millions he killed.”

“I’m Jesus?”

“And you’re everyone who followed him.”

You fell silent.

“Every time you victimized someone,” I said, “you were victimizing yourself. Every act of kindness you’ve done, you’ve done to yourself. Every happy and sad moment ever experienced by any human was, or will be, experienced by you.”

You thought for a long time.

“Why?” You asked me. “Why do all this?”

“Because someday, you will become like me. Because that’s what you are. You’re one of my kind. You’re my child.”

“Whoa,” you said, incredulous. “You mean I’m a god?”

“No. Not yet. You’re a fetus. You’re still growing. Once you’ve lived every human life throughout all time, you will have grown enough to be born.”

“So the whole universe,” you said, “it’s just…”

“An egg.” I answered. “Now it’s time for you to move on to your next life.”

And I sent you on your way.

O_O

yesss i found it again! one of my all time favourite reads.

fadeintocase: musicbeatstherapy: jelee-: rockpapertheodore: tinyspacebabe: ok let’s stop using...

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:26:24 -0600

fadeintocase:

musicbeatstherapy:

jelee-:

rockpapertheodore:

tinyspacebabe:

ok let’s stop using the term “butthurt” we’re not 12 anymore

you sound fannytroubled

a little bootybothered if you ask me

someone’s having a little tushytantrum

I sense a bit of assagitation

wananine: ask-paint-mako: splashmama: catbountry: racebentdis...

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:02:29 -0600

wananine:

ask-paint-mako:

splashmama:

catbountry:

racebentdisney:

coelasquid:

snoozlebee:

leidis:

penciltests:

“Lilo and Stitch” 2002

Deleted Scene

Lilo plays a trick on the tourists.

IF YOU LIVED HERE YOU’D UNDERSTAND

I desperately need to understand

WHY

WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY

Was this scene cut from the movie??!!

Fucking christ, do you know what this would have done? What this would have meant to SO MANY people?? The truth of this is devastating. And to think it almost found it’s way into a DISNEY film??

The inclusion of this scene alone would have made it the greatest animated feature the company ever produced. Easily. And if you think that’s hyperbolic clearly you don’t understand.

No, really, if anyone knows why this was cut PLEASE let me know.

oh man WHY WOULD they cut this, this is so great, holy MOLY

It was clearly something the crew was very reluctant to get rid of if it made it all the way to rough-clean (and in a few scenes clean!), fully inbetweened animation. That is like, thousands and thousands of dollars and weeks (months?!) of labour. Maybe a reluctant producer decided they would alienate their white middle-class American audiences by making them feel “too guilty” and pressed them to drop it? It’s unfortunate, it’s one of the most honest accounts of racism in a Disney movie (which is why it’s believable that someone got uncomfortable and made a case to get it chopped)

Designing entertainment by committee for maximum marketability is probably the most heartbreaking process in Hollywood.

I’ve been seeing this around my dash and think it deserves some more recognition!

This shit is hilarious, too.

NO WAIT SHIT

I GET IT NOW

I GET WHY SHE WAS PHOTOGRAPHING TOURISTS AS A HOBBY

SHE WAS BEING FUCKING SATIRICAL AND OBJECTIFYING

IT’S NOT BECAUSE SHE’S A DUMB KID WITH A WEIRD HOBBY IT’S BECAUSE THEY DO THAT TO HER AND HER FRIENDS AND FAMILY LIKE SHE’S SOME KIND OF FUCKING THEME PARK CHARACTER AND SHE WANTS THEM TO KNOW HOW IT FEELS

HOLY FUCKING DICKS DISNEY WHY WOULD YOU CUT THIS

I need this in my life

oh my god I want disney to go back and finish this scene and put it back in the movie where it belongs too BECAUSE I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE TOO

So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the reblog symbol turns green, "explodes" and then disappears.

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:56:14 -0600

theshelbylife:

incestuous-lesbianponies:

laurarw:

I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG

HOLY SHIT

Land of Rain and Discord: Warning!

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:17:24 -0600

Land of Rain and Discord: Warning!:

arionwind:

mitunas-choice-rump:

We just got a phone call from what sounded like an Indian male telling us that we are sending out multiple error messages. I’m not sure exactly what they where wanting because my mother told them to hold on that she wanted me to talk to them that I…

dtrxcreations: FILE THIS UNDER SOUNDFONTS I SHOULDN’T BE...

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:00:02 -0600

dtrxcreations:

FILE THIS UNDER SOUNDFONTS I SHOULDN’T BE ALLOWED TO HAVE

WE CANT LET THIS HAPPEN WITHOUT A FIGHT!!!

Sun, 19 May 2013 08:44:04 -0600

FANDOMS IT IS TIME TO UNLESH OUR INSANITY UPON YAHOO
AVENGERS ASSEMBLE
HUNTERS GET THE FUCKING SALT
SHERLOCKIANS GET YOUR TEA
WHOVIANS GET THE TARDIS
TRIBUTES READY YOUR ARROWS
DAUNTLESS GET THE GUNS
DEMIGODS READY THE THUNDERBOLTS
POTTERHEADS WANDS AT THE READY
TRAINERS CHOOSE YOUR POKEMON
DIRECTIONERS GET THE GLITTER
PLAYERS READY YOUR STRIFE SPECIBUS
NATIONS GET THE PASTA
SWIFTIES GET THE SPARKLES
HOBBITS PREPARE TO WEAR THE RING OF POWER
TREKIES SET PHAZERS TO KILL
GLEEKS GET THE SLUSHIES
GUARDIANS TAKE NO PRISONERS
SHADOWHUNTERS READY THE RUNES
SCHOOL BOYS TO THE BARRICADE
FANGIRLS START SCREAMING

WE HAVE TO GET MOVING PEOPLE THERE ISNT MUCH TIME!

buffpapijohn: for kiev

Sun, 19 May 2013 08:41:45 -0600

buffpapijohn:

for kiev

What’s wrong deer.

Sun, 19 May 2013 07:09:25 -0600

What’s wrong deer.

Photo

Fri, 17 May 2013 01:20:34 -0600

thesassylorax: ankolyste: Oh. Pure miracles. Why did you...

Fri, 17 May 2013 01:17:09 -0600

thesassylorax:

ankolyste:

Oh.

Pure miracles.

Why did you take a screenshot? Next time just fucking reblog it from the source dipshit. Jeez. I hate seeing posts getting stolen

souffleguy: The Doctor’s name from NAME OF THE DOCTOR LEAKED...

Thu, 16 May 2013 14:38:53 -0600

souffleguy:

The Doctor’s name from NAME OF THE DOCTOR LEAKED AUDIO ***SPOILERS***

myeightcents: biberoni: heartoffire: mylittleferret: manndyy:...

Thu, 16 May 2013 02:52:02 -0600

myeightcents:

biberoni:

heartoffire:

mylittleferret:

manndyy:

erasemeezy:

I’ve honestly never laughed at anything this hard in my entire life. I’m crying.

OH DEAR GOD WHAT WHAT SHIT

I need this on my blog again.

This is gold!

romancndleheart: tonyhawksunderground2: DO THIS TRUST ME IT’S AWESOME WHY AM I LAUGHING SO...

Thu, 16 May 2013 02:04:01 -0600

romancndleheart:

tonyhawksunderground2:

DO THIS TRUST ME IT’S AWESOME

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD OH MY GOD

Grades are getting low, the teens are getting high. That 12 year old is pregnant and her parents wonder why. A 1st grader is swearing, a 3rd grader has been raped. Just take a look around you, isn't the system great? Who isn't faded these days, teens are sending nudes, kids are getting beaten, the teachers see the bruises. No calls for help are spoken, teens are smoking weed, young girls are cutting, this isn't what we need. The marks of taunt and yelling, parents are divorced. That 14 year old is drinking beer, this can't get any worse. A little girl has killed herself, nobody seems to care. Another kid has been expelled for a stupid dare. But it needs to change. Our world is officially broken. It's time to take a stand, your thoughts need to be spoken.

Thu, 16 May 2013 01:52:04 -0600

itsbryceless:

xxthesmittenkittenxx:

random-crazy-directioners:

dont-be-normal-be-crazy:

blushmydarling:

perffume:

graceful-perfection:

This needs to get 1 million notes seriously

more.

seriously

MUST reblog this

What has this come to?

The degradation of society (morality too).

I don’t usually reblog anything like this but it is true and needs to be noticed.